Bob & Jan Green RTW

Well, what a start to our last week before setting off on our travels. Our good friends Richard and Judy hosted a Christmas Dinner for us, ably assisted by Derek and Louise with pudding and mince pies provided by Penny and Ian. We even had our version of the Queen's Speech (by Richard dressed up as her Majesty - see picture below!!!)

"The Queen’s Address"

Off round the world he’s set to go, Bobby Green and his young Beau
He’s packed their bag and locked the locks. I hope they’ve remembered their flight socks.

They’ll see sights we’ve never seen, go places we’ve never been
Electric Strawberry is raring to go, with Bollard Naked in tow.
With a fart and a prayer along the way,
They will be seeing new sights every day.

I know young Kylie will give him a thrill,
But please don’t throw your underpants or you may catch a chill.

Foreign food may upset your tums,
If you go to Jamaica go steady on the rums.

They go to Ayers Rock, what a sight
They will see it both by day and night.

In Chiang Mai when Bob’s on his hash,
Jan we are sure will be out on the lash.

When they rest up for a while they will raise a smile,
Cos when Jan reads her book, Bob will give the girls a lecherous look.

But with regret we see them go,
But if we follow the blog we’ll keep in the know.

Bon Voyage!!!!

Not much more we can say after that!!!!

Just to point out, Bob belongs to Oxford Hash House Harriers and his hash name is "Bollard Naked". Somehow I seem to have been named "Electric Strawberry" - your guess is as good as mine!!